Boy exploiting mom's lover

A woman is having an affair during the day while her
husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home
unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom
closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes
home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little boy is in there already.


The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"


In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and
the lover are in the closet together.


Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the
boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."


A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your
glove, ! let's go outside and have a game of catch." The
boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The
father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy
says - "$1,000".


The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that... that is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy
sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.


The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."