Joke: Brezhnev and Hitler in Hell
Brezhnev dies and goes to Hell. He's put into a kettle of boiling oil.
After a while he sees Hitler close by, sitting behind a desk, reading a book.
So he says indignantly:
'Are you telling me I've sinned more than him? So how come I'm
suffering,
and he's reading a book?'
One of the demons says:
'He's not reading a book. He's translating the complete works of Karl Marx into Hebrew.'