JokesBlog RSS Feed http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_feed.html en Nikola's Jokes Blog 2007 120 Катастрофиращи http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_katastrofirashti.html Омръзнало ли ви е да чувате за пияни шофьори?
Ежедневно в новините разпровят колко катастрофи са причинени от пияндета зад волана. Всеки божи ден някой тъпан се е напил и се прави на велик.
]]> Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:22:14 +0200 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_katastrofirashti.html Nikola Dachev Computers male or female http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_computers-male-or-female.html
A pastor of one church who was previously a sailor, was very aware
that ships are addressed as "she" and "her". He often wondered what
gender computers should be addressed. To answer that question, he set
up two groups of computer experts.
]]> Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:41:08 +0200 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_computers-male-or-female.html Nikola Dachev Младеж и девойка в зоопарка http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_39.html Младежът се обръща към девойката и казва:
- Я си разкопчей блузката. ]]> Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:28:00 +0200 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_39.html Nikola Dachev WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_why-condoms-come-in-boxes-of-3-6-and-12.html
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son, men use them to have safe sex.
]]> Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:24:33 +0200 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_why-condoms-come-in-boxes-of-3-6-and-12.html Nikola Dachev Интервю за работа http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_secretarka_interview.html
Шеф решил да си назначава секретарка, но бил чул от свой приятел, че за по-прецизен избор, е нужно психоаналитик да провежда интервюто. До интервю били допуснати три дами.
 
Психоаналитикът задал на всички един въпрос - "Колко прави 3 и 3".
]]> Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:10:11 +0200 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_secretarka_interview.html Nikola Dachev Marriage point of views http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_wife-vs-husband.html
Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
]]> Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:45:04 +0200 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_wife-vs-husband.html Nikola Dachev Един прост въпрос http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_prost_vapros.html
Този тест съдържа само един въпрос, но той е изключително важен. Моля, не отговаряйте преди да сте помислили добре...
 
От този отговор ще разберете някои важни неща за своя морал.
]]> Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:29:09 +0200 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_prost_vapros.html Nikola Dachev Английски език в три урока http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_anglijski_ezik.html Първи урок, английски за начинаещи:

"Три вещици разглежзат три часовника "Суоч". Коя вещица, кой часовник "Суоч" разглежда?"

Сега на английски!

Three witches watch three swatch watches.

]]> Sat, 17 May 2008 22:53:29 +0200 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_anglijski_ezik.html Nikola Dachev Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_why-americans-should-never-be-allowed-to-travel.html

http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_why-americans-should-never-be-allowed-to-travel.html Nikola Dachev Blondes http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_blondes.html
Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City .

The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus and the blonde team rides on the top level.
]]> Thu, 15 May 2008 21:45:17 +0200 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_blondes.html Nikola Dachev My Dear Wife...My Dear Husband http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_Dear-Wife-Dear-Husband.html A letter was left on the dining room table:

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.

]]> Thu, 15 May 2008 21:02:47 +0200 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_Dear-Wife-Dear-Husband.html Nikola Dachev Поука за мъжката лъжа... http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_myjkata_lyja.html
Веднъж един дървосекач сякъл дърво над реката и изпуснал брадвата си в нея.
]]> Sun, 11 May 2008 11:38:26 +0200 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_myjkata_lyja.html Nikola Dachev Baby hit her one more time :) http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_baby_hit_her_one_more_time.html Hillary Clinton with a baby

This baby seems to be on Obama's side. 

]]> Sun, 11 May 2008 11:08:00 +0200 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_baby_hit_her_one_more_time.html Nikola Dachev Top 24 replies by programmers when their programs don't work http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_programmer_replies.html

http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_programmer_replies.html Nikola Dachev Phrases Of Wisdom http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_phrases-of-wisdom.html 1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

]]> Wed, 07 May 2008 10:31:04 +0200 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_phrases-of-wisdom.html Nikola Dachev Виетнамци строители http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_vietnamci.html
Ръководител на строеж вижда работник виетнамец, да стои и пуши:
 
- Ти защо не работиш, какво правиш?
 
- Пуси.
]]> Wed, 07 May 2008 09:35:51 +0200 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_vietnamci.html Nikola Dachev Haunted couple http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_haunted-couple.html An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

]]> Wed, 07 May 2008 09:25:26 +0200 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_haunted-couple.html Nikola Dachev ВАЖНИ НЕЩА, които нямаше да знам, ако нямах деца http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_vajni_neshta.html  

http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_vajni_neshta.html Nikola Dachev Да бъдеш баща... http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_bashta.html
Мъж стои на опашката в супермаркета. По едно време вижда, че от съседната опашка му маха симпатична блондинка. Мъжът не се сеща, къде се е запознал с тази красавица, и се опитва да си спомни.
]]> Sun, 04 May 2008 20:21:21 +0200 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_bashta.html Nikola Dachev seocontest2008 - English SEO Contest 2008 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_seocontest2008.html News from the Bulgarian camp 

"The 16th edition of the International exhibition for viticulture and wine production “Vinaria 2008″ starts today at the International Fair in Plovdiv (Bulgaria), informed Seocontest2008 BG Team.

]]> Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:35:02 +0100 http://jokes.cyclamsoft.com/joke_seocontest2008.html Nikola Dachev