Reasons I'm Keeping My Obsolete Computer

11.     I find it hard to concentrate without 20 fans running.  

10.     I needed a home for my dust bunnies.    

9.      My plans to open a computer museum, might just get venture capital someday.   

8.      Three more and I can host a LAN party.  

7.      The command line will make a comeback, and I want to be ready.  

6.      Maybe the burglars will steal the old one instead of the new one.   

    
5.      When you get a new friend, do you get rid of the old ones?    

 
4.      Where else could you get a space heater that also runs Seti@home.   

    
3.      It's not obsolete, it's previously functional.

2.      So I can complain about how slow the new Microsoft operating system runs on it.

1.      You never know when your first three computers go down and you need a fourth back up.